January 2012
J.E.B.
Are your fingers broken?
Is there a reason why you can’t pick up the phone or log into your email account?
Why are you being such a fucking twit?
I write you way too much on here, just to let you know.
Gawd, you’re infuriating sometimes.
Then again, you’re an Aries, so being infuriating kinda makes sense.
Goddamn fire signs.
Put an Aquarius with one and it’s...
And goddammit all if Noel Fielding in The IT Crowd isn’t sexy as fuck.
And reminds me totally of Jamie the 2nd.
Why, oh, why must I go for those types of men?
FFS.
Make awkward sexual advances, not war.
I'm sorry, wha'?
So lemme get this straight:
Katy Perry asks Russell Brand to file for divorce so she won’t have to because she doesn’t want to upset her fanatical born-again parents?
She, the woman who wrote “I Kissed a Girl”, was deleted from a Seasame Street episode because her tits were hanging out, and posed nude on the cover of her second album.
Really, Katy?
Really?
‘Cause...
Me: I haven’t been out on a date in over three years.
Friend: Yeah, I’m not big on the whole dating thing.
Me: Yeah, but I haven’t done anything in over three years.
Friend: Whoa, that’s…crazy.
Me: No, that’s a broken heart.
Sometimes it’s best to run away and hide; best to lick your wounds before the next fight for your life.
*sigh*
It sucks when you have a crush on someone and they have a crush on someone else.
FML.
I swear to god, I have the worst luck with men.
Wow, I almost feel like crying.
Ha, I did cry! LOL
Fucking buttons being pushed by boys.
Goddammit.
I find it odd when an album makes me feel…uncomfortable.
Like it pushes too many buttons inside or something.
Or it’s utter and complete honesty is almost too much to take.
Maybe because it reminds me of things.
Things I would rather forget.
I cannot tell a lie, Screamworks was that album for me.
Don’t get me wrong, I find it absolutely genius. Everything he/they do is art,...
A downfall to owning an iPad:
Can’t upload a photo from said iPad onto a site such as tumblr, MySpace, etc.
What a bitch-a-rooney-dooney.
Cause I just found these two pics of Mr. Valo, and DAY-UM. Finnish sex muffin, indeed.
God, the HIM bug bit me bad yesterday. I have some serious cravings.
However, that could also be because I haven’t had a cigarette in three days, LMFAO.
And I have no weed. To the one...
Such a long time...
…since I posted anything on you, dear tumblr. I suppose I have been too busy to consider doing so. School, sleep, study, school, sleep, study.
My only real outlet right now is the majesty of the gothic rock I have been discovering, thanks to iTunes and my iPad.
Songs to adore- “Stripped” by Shiny Toy Guns, “Love Will Tear Us Apart” by Joy Division,...