Are your fingers broken?
Is there a reason why you can’t pick up the phone or log into your email account?
Why are you being such a fucking twit?
I write you way too much on here, just to let you know.
Gawd, you’re infuriating sometimes.
Then again, you’re an Aries, so being infuriating kinda makes sense.
Goddamn fire signs.
Put an Aquarius with one and it’s a bit explosive.
Fun, but explosive.
Speaking of which, I may have to once again resort to a written “mail bomb” of sorts just to get your bloody attention.
I’m actually scowling and tapping my finger in a disapproving manner.
And sighing exaspuratedly.
If I don’t hear from you before or on my birthday, I’m gonna be pissed.